Release the pork

Turbo-turds

Sean Connery just sent me a message to pass on to you all

Sheriff Omar perhaps

Damn you alcohol, I misread that as Archer

SSSHHHHhhhhh
Quiet
Listen
Is that Harold Ramis turning in his grave?

Hey, that's "Grimey", that was what he liked to be called

Maybe you change your name to "Bill Hicks is God"

As Larry king said at the Trump roast, Lisa Lumpybelly

Always good for their headlines

CARROT TOP GEAR

You are all going to have shex with me, yesh you are

Wait, am still going to get diarrhoea, right?

Eerie, O.J. was originally to be The Terminator

Better than CancerAids

Harry Shearer still not coming back? What next, Generalissimo Franco still dead?

this story would make a good Kent Brockman gag on the show

I believed he deserved it

There's never a good night to stop

Mallrats good, Kevin Smith fat