“bad CGI”

I have never successfully sat through an Avengers movie, most likely because my tolerance for superheroes and bad CGI

I’ve never seen a writer make a shitty argument (check his earlier VAR work) and then follow it up time and again trying to defend it with even shittier arguments.

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t ignorance of the law an inadequate defense? Like just because Junior was too dumb to realize he was breaking the law how does that absolve him?

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

HAHAHA i love this. Lets get it wrong so less people go through emotions!

Deadspin: VAR is awful

I’ve never understood the scooter hate. Welcome to the city. There are transportation devices everywhere. Cars, bikes, scooters. No, they shouldn’t be left on private property. Yes, they should be left standing and out of foot traffic. And yes, some dingi probably just dump them wherever and leave. But this talk about…

Oh no foreigners have jobs how terrible for you

how the hell is anyone supposed to know that without an explanation?

MY god, do you feel that Salt is too spicy also?

This atrocity deserves the profanity.

This sent me down a short rabbit-hole of internet research - the whole of Monaco can fit inside Newark fucking Airport!?? 

This away goal rule is surely the stupidest in all of sports, yes? Can anyone adequately defend it? A tie is a tie, and this idea that a goal away is game-changingly superior to a home goal is patently ludicrous. Let them shoot it out in penalties, like it was always meant to work

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

In terms of maintenance and all that, grass has got to be the fussiest surface, by virtue of being alive.

Shortly before this, Tucker seized on Nicolle Wallace saying Buttigieg is “chicken soup for my soul,” which, yeah, is weird in its own right (but also surprisingly apt, as the Chicken Soup books she’s referencing are basically Buttigieg as a candidate: lukewarm, vaguely-Christian slog that makes people feel warm…

The most troubling part of the story is that this woman is somehow 18. Yikes. Hard livin’

That is a rode hard and put away wet 18. Otherwise known as Florida 18.

First of all: fuuuuuuck you. Sanders did the ceremonial thing at the convention, he hit the trail for Clinton, he did what was asked of him.