If hockey truly wants to grow beyond it’s niche status (and is serious about safety), they would get rid of this. It isn’t even that hard - just eject the participants and suspend repeat/egregious offenders, like every other sport. You do this in baseball, football, or basketball and you get more than 5 minutes of…

It’s hard to really appreciate how hard a professional soccer player can kick a ball until you watch a game or training at field level and HOLY SHIT the ball comes fast. I was behind a goal at an NWSL game and the velocity was unreal, and that was shots coming from outside the 18-yard box, not point blank range like…

“but here he is walking off the field, showing remorse.”

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

Not-so-hot-take: Tiger Woods responded to wealth and fame by banging scores of cocktail waitresses behind his wife’s back while she was the primary catregiver for his two young children. He also got hurt and started playing golf worse. Now he’s playing golf better again, and I am supposed to give a shit. Naw... I’m…

I mean, it’s an incredible achievement after all the physical shit he’s been through. But, the guy is still an asshole. I don’t get why anyone would weep with joy that Tiger Woods is winning again unless they’re a stupid golf bro.

you cried over golf on tv? You’re an idiot 

Why do so many people wish professional success for an objectively bad person?

I’m unhappy that this is correct. I’d have gone with an aerial view of the ultimate expression of man’s hubris: a golf course in the middle of a fucking desert.

Ban golf.

By “adult nerds” do you mean people who like enjoyable movies you insufferable twatwaffle?

Yeah, you have to watch that one or they’ll get upset.

*On Long Island, not In, I just realized

Oh, for fuck’s sake, with the goddamn polar bear already. Why is that always the default question when someone brings up all the things they missed on the show and/or didn’t bother looking up? I know this stuff isn’t obvious, but come on. It’s all been readily available online for nearly a decade.

Thank god. It’s bad enough having 4.0 I6 jeeps tailgate me and drive aggressively. I don’t need Fred Durst lookalikes roaming around in 700hp mall-crawlers with 6 inch lifts ok, I can’t just watch someone crash and not stop to help. Don’t make me help Fred Durst or people who look like him 

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

True, but his racist teenage antics are consistent with his racist adult antics.