If you went to McDonald’s for their nasty-ass chicken nuggets just to get some sauce because a cartoon character raved about it, you are one of the most gullible fools ever. You got played by a cartoon and a mega-corporation.

If you waited in line for hours to get said sauce, you have officially failed at life.

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

According to one site I saw, his base salary for this year is 1.6 million with 4.5 million in signing bonus, so his game check is about 100 grand which isn’t chump change, but not enough to bankrupt him. He might just follow through.

If you espouse support for white supremacist policies, you are a white supremacist.

I’m not sure a couple dozen idiots clicking and posting comments about how they don’t want to read articles they could quite easily avoid reading is “the majority of the readership.”

If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Every photo of Huckabee Sanders comes across as hateful as her comments. She’s got resting bigot face.

You think anybody is going to delay the train just because some guy might get killed? It’s New york man.

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.

Just look at all those outspoken liberal Hollywood elites who are now in the poorhouse because republicans stopped buying tickets to their movies! Steph will definitely be scared straight now

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

nah, best thing to do is constantly point out that the President of the United States is a fucking horrible human being and unfit for the role that his idiot supporters have stupidly voted him into.

Republicans might by a black man’s shoe, but racists don’t. He’s not losing shit.

Considering nobody buys Steph’s ugly ass shoes to begin with, I’m leaning toward this being a non issue.

“I don’t see why not.”

Horse people are usually terrible people.

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

They weren’t arrested for a crime.