Sure there is, it’s called “Apple Maps.”

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

They made him whiny and annoying instead of snarky and relatable.

I loved Homecoming.

“Disney got to use Spider-man and they totally screwed him up.”

Still no cups with Argentina

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

I’m not sure what kind of weddings you’ve been to, but all the ones I’ve been at rocked. I got to see friends, eat free food, drink free booze, and dance. Awesome.

Step 1 dealers charge 15k over the sticker for a spiced up economy car. (Civic Si or Focus RS)

Unlike 99% of the dumbass parents at my kid’s 11U baseball games, I am comfortable admitting that I have no fucking clue whether that was a legitimate balk.

Idris Elba is the clear best choice for the next Bond.

“We could, obviously, destroy North Korea with our arsenals. But aside from the humanitarian costs of that, they are right next door to our vital ally, Republic of Korea . . . One of the things that we have been doing is spending a lot more time positioning our missile defence systems, so that even as we try to…

I’m no fan of either Clinton or Obama, but this is fucking false. Obama laughed at Kim Jong-un for getting upset about a stupid movie, for crying out loud.

They never said anything remotely as over the top idiotic as Trump and you know it. Neither has ever called for an entire country to be destroyed because of the megalomania of their leader. Obama and Clinton understand diplomacy, unlike the orange clown who is so used to people doing whatever he said because he paid…

I hate this shit.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

They don’t need to slip out. Hell, I’d pitch in for first class tickets if they promised to leave their passports behind.

Zero playoff victories outside of those two magical season. Zero. None. Zilch. Are we really gonna STILL pretend he’s the guy from those two seasons more than the guy from the other 11 seasons? C’mon, man. Seriously.

No matter how dark things look in America these days, articles like this remind us all that it’s not over yet.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.