Don’t know if this counts as a skill - but i don’t know the order of months and definitely don’t know how many days in each. I missed a bunch of time in elementary school where i guess that was covered and never learned it. Made a ton of later math problems that were based on that knowledge a total pain in my ass.

Fucking Jets fans. It’s Colombian, not Columbian. 

It’s not *that* much better for you. Negligible difference in fat and more sodium.

Nothing at all if you don’t value your time waiting for it and/or trust the airline not to lose it. 

It’s Colombia, dipshit. 

Very curious to see how many people think you’re referring to San Antonio here. 

Same here. Maybe it’s a culture thing, my parents are both Colombian and instilled from us at a very young age how to behave at a dinner table. I enjoyed it, felt like i was part of the adults. Idea of a kids’s table always just struck me as lazy parenting. 

I think the gripe is with the timing.  The games are too close to one another and don’t allow the turf to recover in time. Most teams who share stadiums account for that and don’t allow for games 3-5 days between. 

This is why America’s Best Athletes should be playing football.

You know, it’s funny, I was initially going to write my wife (as it’s mostly here and I and occasionally friends), but i didn’t want people to assume i just casually hit my wife. She gets me pretty good as well. Ironically though, she considers the older ones invalid, which is horse-crap. If anything, they should…

As a person who, quite immaturely, still punches friends when i see a Beetle; i assure you that you are incorrect. I see them all the time in NYC and/or Tri-state area. 

Nothing too awful for me - sat in ~12 hours of traffic driving from Long Island back to college at JMU in Virginia. Normally a roughly 6 HR drive. Only shitty part was the dickhead I was driving refused to take the wheel even for a little so that i could rest. Asked if I could take him home the following break and i…

Cork City - Hoboken NJ. While not the end-all, be-all, they also list the Beer Advocate rating. 

The chin thing is, arguably, a reference to Messi’s GOAT commercial for Addidas. Also probably why he grew a goatee.

No because, Billy self-loathing of USMNT aside, they have qualified for the previous 7 WC. We’ll be fine for the next WC and the one we host.

Gin and Snapple.

Colombia. Solid team that has a decent chance of taking it all but isn’t exactly front runner-ish.

Jesus. You have balls of steel for trying anything automated on the Northern State.

While it’s not the best solution Hoboken has one side resident, the other visitor and you can get guest parking passes for resident’s guests. Parking still sucks, but it would suck a lot more if it were a free-for-all like NYC.

Man, you gotta love the inexplicable bullshit that are unwritten rules for baseball. I love how the announcers are just saying that stealing signs is, “part of the game” yet, somehow, trying to prevent that just isn’t. Baseball Logic.