Corporations aren’t people.

Nah, Chris. I love Deadspin snark as much as anyone, but this guy was out of US MLB, did his stint in Japan because he believed, and came back to the States to be an important cog in two championship years. And...... if you were watching the Vogie tribute, you weren’t watching the NFL  

Are you aware that Obama deported more people than any previous president? More than Bush 2 even.

Yet here we are, with neither of those people in charge, with white supremacy now acceptable and open. So let’s focus on that.

I don’t know, the male lions stay home and sleep all day, while the female lions do all the hunting, sound like USA soccer to me.

Don’t forget this one....

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

I don’t know what city you are in or what the bodegas are like where you are, but I cannot agree on a single one of those points:

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You’re a weak person who should stay out of cities, then.

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

“she finished just one stroke off the lead, behind a Canadian who is the reigning US Kids Golf world champion.”

His English is better than my Spanish.

Daily reminder that Bob Ley is a national treasure.

You seem very offended by this. So, by your logic, nobody really gives a flying fuck. Great self-own.

the only reason any company ever changes anything to comply with SJW is if the negative press is bad enough

He made out better than I did for my bought with Meso Thelioma.

It was a subtle jab.