how the hell is anyone supposed to know that without an explanation?

This sent me down a short rabbit-hole of internet research - the whole of Monaco can fit inside Newark fucking Airport!?? 

This away goal rule is surely the stupidest in all of sports, yes? Can anyone adequately defend it? A tie is a tie, and this idea that a goal away is game-changingly superior to a home goal is patently ludicrous. Let them shoot it out in penalties, like it was always meant to work

In terms of maintenance and all that, grass has got to be the fussiest surface, by virtue of being alive.

Shortly before this, Tucker seized on Nicolle Wallace saying Buttigieg is “chicken soup for my soul,” which, yeah, is weird in its own right (but also surprisingly apt, as the Chicken Soup books she’s referencing are basically Buttigieg as a candidate: lukewarm, vaguely-Christian slog that makes people feel warm…

The most troubling part of the story is that this woman is somehow 18. Yikes. Hard livin’

That is a rode hard and put away wet 18. Otherwise known as Florida 18.

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Who washed the home and away kits together?

Just because you ate at a Sbarro’s in NYC doesn’t mean you had New York pizza.

I don’t know what the practical explanation is other than.. because manners.

Some upper crusty person decided this years ago and it stuck and now elbows are forbidden from the table.

First of all: fuuuuuuck you. Sanders did the ceremonial thing at the convention, he hit the trail for Clinton, he did what was asked of him.

If hockey truly wants to grow beyond it’s niche status (and is serious about safety), they would get rid of this. It isn’t even that hard - just eject the participants and suspend repeat/egregious offenders, like every other sport. You do this in baseball, football, or basketball and you get more than 5 minutes of…

It’s hard to really appreciate how hard a professional soccer player can kick a ball until you watch a game or training at field level and HOLY SHIT the ball comes fast. I was behind a goal at an NWSL game and the velocity was unreal, and that was shots coming from outside the 18-yard box, not point blank range like…

“but here he is walking off the field, showing remorse.”

I mostly was rooting for Jim Nantz to gloss over the actual details of Tiger’s last ten years (the drug abuse, the DUIs, the public infidelities) with phrases like “after all he’s been through” and “with everything that’s happened.”

Golf is the republican party of sports. You got rich assholes playing and wannabe rich assholes cheering them on.

Not-so-hot-take: Tiger Woods responded to wealth and fame by banging scores of cocktail waitresses behind his wife’s back while she was the primary catregiver for his two young children. He also got hurt and started playing golf worse. Now he’s playing golf better again, and I am supposed to give a shit. Naw... I’m…

I mean, it’s an incredible achievement after all the physical shit he’s been through. But, the guy is still an asshole. I don’t get why anyone would weep with joy that Tiger Woods is winning again unless they’re a stupid golf bro.

you cried over golf on tv? You’re an idiot