Yeah, you have to watch that one or they’ll get upset.

*On Long Island, not In, I just realized

Oh, for fuck’s sake, with the goddamn polar bear already. Why is that always the default question when someone brings up all the things they missed on the show and/or didn’t bother looking up? I know this stuff isn’t obvious, but come on. It’s all been readily available online for nearly a decade.

Thank god. It’s bad enough having 4.0 I6 jeeps tailgate me and drive aggressively. I don’t need Fred Durst lookalikes roaming around in 700hp mall-crawlers with 6 inch lifts ok, I can’t just watch someone crash and not stop to help. Don’t make me help Fred Durst or people who look like him 

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

Go fuck yourself.

Look I like BP too but if we're ranking movies there's no way Spider-Verse isn't top spot. I can think of numerous problems with BP whereas I'm stymied for ideas at S-V.

May wanna re-read the article.

Here in the suburbs, we have things called “backyards” where we cook meat over fire whilst imbibing in wine and enjoying clean air and sunshine. We care not for your false culinary gods, as all our worldly needs are provided by the holy trinity of CostCo, Lowes, and Bass Pro Shop.

I’ll grant you that they are subverting public trans in urban centers. Out here where everyone else lives Uber/Lyft fulfills a need in outer suburbs/smaller towns where public transport is non-existent, runs a crappy schedule, takes forever/multiple changeovers to get where you’re going. Or when taxi services can’t…

Isn’t this pretty common for IPOs though? Major investors and others are able to get in way below the IPO price point and sell off for immediate profit, the stock drops, settles, then over time rises if the company is actually functional.

I actually just finished a Splinter post about how much I hate this woman, and her intense hate for people that aren’t rich like her. The abject greed that someone like her engages in disgusts me to no end; there is never enough money, there is never a case where she can let well enough alone.

I can’t help feeling a teensy bit suspicious about this one, partly because it’s almost too doggone awesome, but mostly because I don’t think you could plan such obviously nonrandom room assignments as “all the Beckys” without being discovered and then facing some kind of discipline in your job.  But it is a fuckin’…

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…

no fucking way am i tipping hotel staff 10 bucks without them giving me an enthusiastic hand job with eye contact first.

$10/day per person for tips? Have you been talking to the Salty Waitress?

True, but his racist teenage antics are consistent with his racist adult antics.