Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Especially after midnight.

Never give undercooked lasagna to your talking pussy cat. 

a stupid rich white guy holding on to his job despite the fact that everyone hates him and he also sucks at it? in my America?!

They have to be put into good use, then. Remaster 1080 Snowboarding and buy SSX out of EA.

Nintendogs HD please and thank you.

Eh, the Lakers can’t shoot from three, it’s true, but I’d argue their most glaring weakness is that they can’t defend, which Korver definitely doesn’t solve. They’re already putting up 122.3 ppg, which is good for #2 in the league. It’s that they’re also giving up 122.0 ppg (29th in the league) that’s the problem.

I can’t believe he got stepped over.

Business in the front, diplomacy in the back.

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

I’ve never followed this show before, but I have to watch this season because my dog is in it!  

As of February 2018, Forbes reports the Hawks to be worth $1.15B, meaning Mr. Ressler here made a 35%/$300M profit in all of three years while presiding over the complete collapse of his team’s competitive fortunes, growth that seems destined to continue into the indefinite future as the NBA’s fortunes trend ever…

From the piece, which I thought was overly fawning (the author is a longtime AJC guy):

It’s like the story of a poker game when you’re looking around, and you wonder who the fish is,

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

“Prison-yard riot,” “hate-fueled,” “crazed, escaped beast”?

“It’s Megyn Kelly, guys.” -- Roseanne Barr

This week on The Connors, Dan’s got a new flame! You’ll never guess who it is!

Not a huge fan of Atoms for Peace (or the name) but I did like the song and video for “Ingenue.”  The King of Limbs lost me with the overbusy drums, and I need a few more listens of Moon Shaped Pool on better headphones.  I still love Radiohead but if they hauled out another Kid A I’d be a little surprised despite how…

Spurs making a mess of a state-of-the-art stadium is the most on-brand thing ever.