ZMF falling in love is just about the most Sixth Sense-style twist possible.

INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES

Spin rate is really a measure of how tight he’s pinching the seams, more grip strength = less wind resistance.

The fact that any human being can hit a curveball, let alone knock it out of the park, continues to amaze me regardless of whether it brings them to their knees. I had trouble hitting little-league fastballs right down the middle.

I can never seem to get my rant in before the submissions close, so I’m going to light some fuckers up tomorrow.

You are a good person. i have Made one for my Colts!

Same, no matter how the Lions do I always just assume they will be picking in the top 10.

He even killed off his twitter account. RIP ZMF.

I support you doing this to each team’s submissions

as a Lions fan i cannot believe it has taken this long to get to them.

I made a word cloud of everything the fans wrote

The lack of ZMF has meant my interest in the Lions WYTS declining STEEPLY

I’m ready for ZMF.

No more ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER though.  May his memory be eternal.

Fuck the Cowboys.

+1 #bebest

Our quarterback actually said these words:

I personally thought she got upset as both a reaction to Jimmy not reacting at all yet again — given the letter’s kind tone -- and guilt over what she and Jimmy pulled on Chuck in the courtroom, which we’ve seen her having a hard time with before.

Joseph:

“What the fuck could that Jordan Peterson workshop have looked like?! What the ACTUAL fucking fuck. Fuck.”
This, but with Kermit’s voice: