When players treat football like a game the Mustache Petes say it’s a business and get all blowhardy about “seriousness”; When the players treat football like a business they get lectures about The Game.

I swear to god, this is probably the whitest GIF I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

This is like losing a ten dollar bill one day but then the next day you see a dog in a motorcycle sidecar wearing his own dog goggles.

The play that most embodies my childhood as a Colts fan was Nick Harper scooping up a fumble and running in the open field after Jerome Bettis fumbled at the goal line with a minute left in the playoffs. Ben Roethlisberger, who in 2005 still had the same maneuverability as he does in 2018, made an open field tackle…

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

Swordfights have a similar problem too; too much “Flynn”-ing and too long of a stalemate. That endless lightsaber battle in Revenge of the Sith can be considered torture in some countries, ditto the never-ending parries in the “Pirates of the Caribbean” films.

By Iron Man Triathlon do you mean watching all three Iron Man movies while consuming weed in a different form for each? Because if so, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

Wow, the Fiserv Forum! Finally a crappier name than one of my hometown joints, the Cool Insuring Arena.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Don’t let Trump numb you to the relatively banal evil that is the GOP.

He is a total weirdo but he is like a 2015 weirdo. Harmless stuff like thinking pork is preferable to chicken is heartwarming in 2018.

Police say Comcast employees knew something was off immediately when someone tried to purposefully add the Pac-12 Network to their package.

He pulled his hamstring while retrieving his phone. It’s such a shame too because he had mentally drafted the perfect pithy response tweet while doing so.

You’d have thought Dez would know by now that everybody is just a commodity to the rich and powerful. They give you some money and then use your body as they see fit until they don’t have use for it anymore. Then they toss you aside. Didn’t his mother teach him anything?

The Crapulets and the Montagewws

On a larger scale, it’s fascinating how more and more things are becoming taxed as ways to pay for things (without taxing the rich). Sports gambling is becoming more common, justified in part because it generates taxes (mostly on the lower to middle income), marijuana is justified in part for tax revenue (again,…