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“OK, this guy can kiss my ass, too.”

Goff, Garroppolo, Bradford, Wilson.

Ed Lover was way ahead of his time cheering this guy on.

it’s canadian money, so it doesn’t count.

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Probably the best winger in the PL right now and definitely my favourite player to watch.

Happiest profile picture in the entire league.

Poor management by Washington is anything but incredible.

He’s a fucking genius. There, I said it.

That really is incredible. Just an amazing confluence of poor management by Washington, good timing in the QB market, and good enough play by Cousins to create a perfect storm of compensation.

Holy shit. This is honestly the worst take I have ever read.

The Redskins management is toxic, and Cousins wanted out of there.

I think you meant “you betcha”

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

Luckily they say that the key to getting by in federal prison is to find the biggest, meanest inmate you can and showing him your neatest tricks.

Is there a more stereotypical Trumpkin than Trent Dilfer? A mediocre white guy with a head like a penis, from a redneck hellhole, owes his career to the work of others (disproportionately non-white)...

The dodger did win.

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

The company I worked for during the 2009 crisis had to cut everyone’s pay, but they made a huge deal about the C-level and upper management getting their 10% haircut first. Then everyone else got whacked a month later.

Playmakers truly was ahead of its time.