Thot taek.

Melania Trump looks like a tranny. Also, I need a new hot water heater.

On the tapes, Hazelwood and others laughed and joked about the idea of the Browns going to the Super Bowl.

im going to wager it had something to do with alcohol, golf clubs, methamphetimines, and an atv

The Browns have seemed to do decent things the last couple of off seasons but it all goes to shit when they hit the field. Not saying it’s Hue Jackson, but it’s also not NOT Hue Jackson.

Ah, yes, Mr. Traveling Signal. I had put him out of my mind because of his part in my beloved Lions’ 0-16 run.

That entire review and no mention of Mardi Gras and all the boobies you can see, and yet you still made a sound argument. Well done.

I want him to join the parade of aging QBs who have dropped into Minnesota for one last, failed title run.

Is it a joke?

Man, think of that, think how strong you would have to be to pick up the average green bay packers fan.

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

He also looks like that guy who was Frances McDormand’s husband in Fargo.

+1 (Fuck that’s a good joke)

“Some have made the inference” Fucking DYING

Adam Gase: Maybe we could draft this Rosen kid. But I don’t know. Trent Dilfer says he’s too smart. Hey Jay Cutler. You too have been a quarterback for years.

Counterpoint: Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a fat hag

I mean, they’re calling him “too opinionated”, not “too black”...

Yes, relatively affluent white kids fancy dogs from California never turn into successful pro QBs.

Don’t worry, a couple years in the league and he won’t seem so smart anymore.

“his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.”