I dunno, I question the validity of any post season game that the Lions are undefeated in.

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

To be fair to Donny Baseball, I don’t think he’s implying those players weren’t good; he was just asking Harper to not shittalk the Marlins.

I see he’s letting his sideburns grow back.

“That’s a clown answer, bro.”

(VIA Variety)

So what you are saying is Kim Kardashian is just a really lazy porn star

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

Now that Simmons is less of a thing, Bug and Hench have fallen on hard times.

They built a billion dollar industry an ignorant morons.

The Soup started in ‘04 though. That was a breath of fresh air back then.

Yes, I was watching the Rising Stars Challenge on a Friday night.

the plump John Galt cosplayers that own Major League franchises

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

I am trying to convince my wife that I could do Skeleton without dying.

“Ey, my man, you like REAL hip-hop?”
-AJ McCarron outside a gas station

“Sucks to be you, Bengals.” - Major League Baseball teams

On the one hand, it would be pretty irresponsible of him to NOT bring his glove with him. On the other hand, he *is* an adult. Leave that for the kids, dude.

you rang?