+1 Chan Ho Park grooved pitch.

I absolutely loved this epp: that “cisnormative names” alone, damn...

Well, she definitely ain’t rooting for the Patriots.

Oh, American Horror Story. Your subtext will never be nearly as terrifying as the reality which is Trump.

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

We did Simon & Simon. No one noticed.

If you tuck in your Hawaiian shirt you should be kicked out of anywhere you go.

It’s really saying something when you can get 45 tickets together for a game.

Should have dressed up as Mr. Baseball instead.

All those Higginses are going to be pissed!

Other facts: Was founded by evangelical abolitionists in 1860, and was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Get fucked McAdoo. How about you stop calling draw plays on 3rd and 6.

McAdoo about nothing.

+1 Senor Grudeno

resigning josh brown after he beat the shit out of his wife is way worse than the fucking buttfumble, you little pud

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

I grew up in Colorado Springs. The city had it coming.