Fucking scalpers and their bots gotta ruin it for the rest of us!

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!

I’m almost more upset that Jon Gruden tried to defend this tackle for [/insert Browns player I don’t know] than anything about the play itself.

I’m trying to find where the “ass” is in that trailer. This is what our expectations have become?

Peak Titans for me will forever be fat LenDale White, having dropped to the second round ‘cause of being (extremely) fatty, wearing a mumu while taking the call from the Titans announcing that they were going to pick him, and pumping his fist while wearing that “I’ll show them” expression. (He did not.)

I believe Bon Jovi already owns the Philadelphia Soul.

They should only guarantee the first year.

Nothing can eclipse Goodell’s mediocrity.

I don’t get this at all.

Hank Scorpio will never not get a star from me.

Still too early to tell. They’re both good and promising QBs but Winston will throw the ball into triple coverage because he thinks it’s the quality of a leader or something and Mariota is basically Joker from Mass Effect.

Winston looking for all the world like an actual good NFL quarterback is one of the most depressing things about football lol.

Hey, Greg Jennings was a decent player.

“ask the Chiefs how high picks from directional Michigan schools turn out!”

Rock star Jon Bon Jovi, who attempted to buy the Buffalo Bills and remains very interested in owning an NFL team, continues to monitor the Tennessee Titans ownership situation closely, league sources said.

This is a high-profile Texas football coach taking a public stand against racism. That’s a surprisingly woke statement even in 2017 (though yes, Sumlin is black, it took some guts to say it publicly, because racist boosters.)

We live in the land of low bars. I was moved to tears of joy that a whole pile of folks got out on Saturday in Boston for antiNazi reasons.

Forget about it Jake, it’s college football (the bar is always low)

Sadly it’s a bar our current president couldn’t have jumped over; not just because he’s a fat lazy sack of shit that believes that physical activity drains your “life force” but also because he’s racist.

+1 code for FANDUEL