When we run out of rich people who see sports event attendance as a luxury item that can show off, and less rich people who are way too emotionally invested in the teams they follow.

You seem to be confused, we didn’t use this image in the post.

So he gets his cake and to eat it too?

Jesus H Christ, that’s just awful.

Does aviation law cross into bird law?

He literally defended airlines for beating the shit out of an old guy to get them off a plane and now when his dirty as fuck kid is spreading lice to everyone he gets pissed.

He’d lose his fucking mind if someone else’s kid with lice sat next to him on a plane. And write 2800 words about that.

Actually the worst kind are lawyers who no longer practice and still feel qualified to provide drive-by legal opinions on very complex subjects like aviation law.

Actually, he put the apostrophe there because (paraphrasing) “it’s funny that lots of black athletes have apostrophes in their names, right??”

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

But I did tell Nurse Ratched that I was a lawyer and hadn’t been able to find any policy about lice online

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

I would miss the hell outta my iPhone if I gave it up, but there was nothing like the feel of snapping shut a Motorola Razr and slipping into your pocket.

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

Michael Fulmer isn’t a free agent until 2023. There is no chance he is moved unless a team offers some absurd deal.

These guys are the sports radio equivalent of the dwarves from The Hobbit: all filling some small niche but otherwise completely indistinguishable from each other in the long view. They’re all absolutely terrible.

Not pictured: Jason Whitlock masturbating furiously off-camera