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+1 Days were Golden

Maybe not smarter but his family has enough money he doesn’t have to sign. (Not willing to google the prior draft pics and their relative net worth). The main factor is likely that both his father and uncle played in the league so they may be able to advise him pretty well.

Robo-Anus

I’ll assume he wasn’t the guy that ran the workout that sent 13 Hawkeyes to the hospital with Rhombo...

Violet Baudelaire is from a Series of Unfortunate Events.
He was referring to Violet Beauregard from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. She chewed on experimental gum that turned her skin blue.

I’m not saying I pre-ordered that game, but I really loved Doom and Quake and seriously considered it.

I think the Football team in Columbus has a higher payroll.

Apparently playing for the Lions is so shitty it leads multiple Qb’s to attempt suicide. http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/08/17…

The Trent Richardson is John Romero’s Daikatana comparison is so good I am going to steal that. Bravo.

I honestly couldn’t be that angry Suh left. Mayhew screwed the whole thing up by locking in Stafford too early and not leaving enough cap space.

Well how else to set up those farm to table restaurants to gentrify a neighborhood.

This all sounds very familiar, 1270 was just chalk full of terrible programming outside of Mike & Terry.

I still have the Harrington Jersey my gf now wife got me after his rookie season. It’s used for lawn mowing and car washing and just a sad reminder of what this franchise has done to so many.

You forgot the occasional jaunt to the Joe in their McCarty jersey.

starred just for the Aggro Crag reference.

Probably #COYS

I have a BRMC t-shirt somewhere that could be put to good use.

Which when your comps are Jerry Jones, Dan Snyder, Stan Kroenke, and Mark Davis and you are the biggest dipshit in the group it speaks volumes. I mean Jesus the owners couldn’t wait to knife him in the back anonymously during the relocation votes.

“Over the roughly twenty years of Bears fandom I can remember, we have had more offensive coordinators (eleven) than I’ve had sexual partners.”

Jesus that line made me extremely sad. Then I counted the number of Lions OC since 1993, and son of a bitch...