So the dude who mathematically can’t catch the front runner, and is despised by everyone, decides to name a VP who no one likes and who has succeeded at nothing.

The bullet is gigantic! There is no escape!

I read this elsewhere and literally had to check to make sure I hadn’t slipped into a 3 month coma.

Dear Ted, no one gives a shit about your VP before you win a nomination.

Ted is still the dildo in this scenario.

The stupidest thing about this particular instance of censorship is that the teacher is speaking about the artwork and the anatomy in the only proper way. She’s right- comparing O’Keefe’s work to “ladybits” or “peepees” or whatever is diminishing of both the art and of women in general and the girls in the class. It…

YOU are an awesome parent. :)

My boys yell “I hurt my Penis!!!” It’s hilarious to see how horrified the other parents are.

You know what, it’s because of shit like this that, despite owning one, I didn’t know the word “vagina” until I was 7. These kids are like 13. Are they not supposed to know the proper words for body parts?

I can’t believe this isn’t an Onion article.

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

We live in a society where someone can lose their job for saying the proper name of a body part that at least half the population has.

The word vagina isn’t a word that explains “reproduction” or anything like that. It’s a body part. They’ve basically just taught all these young girls that their body parts are unmentionable and bad words/things we don’t talk about.

London train stations still do!

But Bobby Finger is the shiznit.

wow, counterintuitive and yet so deeply true

i for one applaud them for trying to put an end to the scourge that is overhead lighting

He was put in time out for wearing those awful pants.

Looks like two pretty interesting conversations are going on and Harry is just hardcore 5th wheeling it in his little chair.

Organic food production bans the use of SYNTHETIC pesticides. They allow the use of the same exact chemicals so long as they’re derived from “natural” sources, i.e. those not made by from bottom-up laboratory processes, which are often more efficient, less resource-intensive, and less ecologically burdensome than…

I mean, formula is fortified with vitamins and minerals and other necessary nutrients that can’t and won’t be “organic” by their nature. Organic potassium or sodium, anyone?