This would be a great drunk history. I love it and it would be cool to add some great stories that feature Asian Americans that have contributed to changing America. Plus toliets and alcohol always go hand in hand.

A society shall be remembered by how it treats those who have to pee the most urgently.

I remember having to pay to use a public toilet, and it wasn’t just rest stops and airports — although it was always airports. Some department stores had pay toilets too.

I think we can all agree that whatever problems our country still faces we’ve at least made some progress considering we no longer have to drop a dime to drop a deuce.

And I thought I destroyed the shitter this morning.

I remember one of my great aunt's favorite couplets: "Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a nickel, only farted."

Well, crap.

our acronym game has seriously declined over the past four decades

My sister got this girl Hannah from Buckeye (Ohio) Bulldog Rescue a few years ago. She is on their bed waiting for her Weimeraner and Chocolate Lab siblings to join her.

OH BULLDOGS I LOVE THEM AND THEIR SQUISH FACES KISSES EVERYWHERE

though i also fully support Antonin Doglia

this is just the truth

I liked English Bulldogs before they were bred to deformity </hipster>

The problem with trying to decide which dog is the best dog is that all dogs are the best dog.

My neighbours have this bulldog and she tore the shit out of everything in their bedroom and then sat in the middle of the mess and she looked so pathetic and adorable that I still wanted to hug her.

I’m not sure how to spell the sound these pictures elicited from me. Something like “Squwooooosh!”

This is the story my soul needed today.

Hot take: Daffodil is the best possible name for a bulldog

Not necessarily! Tony Snow, arguably Bush’s press secretary (if we can use the word “best” to describe an official in the Bush admin), was a conservative talk radio host and Fox News talking head on the weekends before he went to work in the White House.