Apparently some poor individual tweets out the original thoughts until 7pm when the master takes up the helm himself.

• I heard Ted Cruz’s ancestors in Canada were the ones who burned down the White House in 1814 though they were really trying to light a firecracker.
  

lonely, horny robots

Since I want a Warren presidency one day, I hope she doesn’t become VPOTUS. George H.W. Bush was the last VPOTUS to shed the “V” by running for the highest office. Before then, it was that hobbit Martin Van Buren back in 1837. Historically, it’s much more likely for VPOTUS to enter the Oval Office after the death of…

Should I stockpile Jacksons and sell them to racists at a profit, which I’ll turn around to give to non-profits serving minority women?

What if their souls were pizza?

Hey to what degree is autonomy going to be part of this package? I imagine it’ll be hard for a drone pilot to control every unit in a swarm, but will the swarm itself come under human control? Or is the whole swarm on its own?

it was hilarious to see Trump lose delegates bc his campaign team of naked mole rats* could not be bothered to look up rules on delegate allocation in each state. will kinda be sad if Manafort starts to move the campaign in a more professional direction (i hear he’s pushing for more policy-heavy content), not only bc…

Wow, the comment trolls have arrived early on this post...flag, flag, flag...

They’re delicious, like challah.

Best take on the Dem primaries I’ve read, really. More nuanced than a slew of outlets that only ever write about U.S. politics.

That was from TomatoFace tho...

I can’t believe we still have 7 more months of this torture...

Good point!

I thought the courts tended to assess whether a belief was sincerely held or not, and not whether the religion was real or not, because the latter gets into very murky ground. This decision seems to buck that trend.

They might try that. I think the main character is just called “Major” (her rank) now.

It’s more that producers think they need a “big name” to put on a poster and trailer to attract audience members (especially if the film doesn’t belong to a famous franchise), and bc Hollywood has been shit at hiring people of color as actors, there aren’t as many “big names” who aren’t white (in Hollywood’s eyes).…

:( I was going to get creamy tomato bisque today...now all I can think of is creamed tomato bisque.

Best kind! :D

As a bi lady, I’m an equal opportunity whore. But others have referred to me as a socialist slut.