1. I love how so many Republicans are like “Trump will destroy us!” but will support him anyway if he is the nominee.

True, it’s highly unlikely unless there are enough Sanders supporters of the “Never Clinton” camp that will cross over to him. (And that seems very unlikely to me.) The Trump campaign itself with its rhetoric, though, is having a real negative impact on our country, and a nomination that gives him a major stage until…

Sorry, I had to get it out of the system.

Did we overindulge on St. Paddy’s Day?

Was it grain?

Digging the b&w as well as the blue one. Also the elaborate hair.

So which one in the pic is the Zodiac Killer tho?

Nooooooooooooooo!

We need the NobleRenard! What is his signal tho?

I’m surprised that there are no Trump staffers who get 6 figures since Politico last year said his chief of staff made $20k a month. But Lewandowski wasn’t listed in the top 5 so maybe he is paid from a different pot of $?

“This is the only process I know of in America where you can be charged with sending emails to friends that were inappropriate and face the death penalty,” said Eakin’s lawyer Bill Costopoulos,

Jezebel main blog has been spurning me forever... :(

He ruins steaks like he ruins America.

So what happens when you text “TRUMP” to that number on his podium? Does a gilded furball appear to claim your soul to work on a Trump North Korea golf course labor camp?

What is a “gun and armed Posse presser”?

I believe she will have a pet dog. But that’s just from my personal observations.

Not to mention plans would’ve been developed a long time before the crisis as that is the whole point of planning...not waiting until bad shit happens. But yeah, even then, the other side gets a vote.

Sadly, it’s not satire.

This is very appropriate since Dogbert’s creator, Scott Adams, has been possessed by demons of stupidity for some time. Most recently, he complained that comparing Trump to Hitler was racist.

So essentially, the lawyer is being paid twice the standard rate because he or she is great at formatting?!