So what happens when you text “TRUMP” to that number on his podium? Does a gilded furball appear to claim your soul to work on a Trump North Korea golf course labor camp?

What is a “gun and armed Posse presser”?

I believe she will have a pet dog. But that’s just from my personal observations.

Not to mention plans would’ve been developed a long time before the crisis as that is the whole point of planning...not waiting until bad shit happens. But yeah, even then, the other side gets a vote.

Sadly, it’s not satire.

This is very appropriate since Dogbert’s creator, Scott Adams, has been possessed by demons of stupidity for some time. Most recently, he complained that comparing Trump to Hitler was racist.

So essentially, the lawyer is being paid twice the standard rate because he or she is great at formatting?!

As Tennessee lacks a state minimum wage law, its tipped workers get the $2.13 under federal law. Tennessee also has one of the highest percentages of minimum-wage workers in the United States. So fuck those legislators.

Dude no the Dog was very reluctant to raise hands. Dog was being forced to do so by that hairless ape. It was really a case of voter fraud.

In the lamest way possible (http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/…)

Dog has good instincts though. “Here’s a man that talks a lot about steaks but doesn’t actually have any” thinks Dog. Trust dogs!

I think I’ve seen this episode of Fringe before...

But how is that different from when parents with biological children adopt? Are only childless couples allowed to adopt?

I hope the police do their MF’in job and prosecute her. Responsible gun owners follow the law right?

^ This is true & sad...

And norovirus, i.e. the one thing (other than Allen’s Coffee Brandy) that will make your friends talk openly about shitting and throwing up at the same time..

I for one support this community beautification project.

:O

Is it Jeebus?