Why Cruz? Of the clown car of GOP candidates, if all she wanted was to deny the Democrats the White House, Cruz isn’t it...Rubio maybe.

I have similar if slightly darker hair, and I got Pekingnese. I call shenanigans!

Same

Direct detection of gravitational waves, Joanna’s warcry for millennial civic participation, and now this stand against long meetings filled with people who like to hear themselves talk...this gif is getting lots of mileage today...

What would the legal argument for an EO reinterpreting the Hyde Amendment look like? I feel like if there was an obvious one, Obama would’ve already done it.

^ This is perfect.

It’s absurdist humor, which is the best kind. It’s Dali in words.

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(((hugs))) or if you’re not a hugging person (((appropriate amount of distance to convey good feelings without being overbearing)))

me rn...

I can’t read this. May the literary gods bless you on your perilous journey.

God told me to tell Allen “Wow, you’re an asshole,” and that’s just my religious belief. /surfs away on gravitational waves.

I thought that’s why you were supposed to “show, not tell.” I mean, it’s not a novel. Even then, personality/vibe should be as important as appearance. I’d imagine there would be a bit more variety with men (i.e. “the nerdy one,” “the jock,” “the gentleman,” etc.). It sort of reminds me of superheroes. There’s a…

Not a month older, mind you, lest we hire an old.

To paraphrase Amy Schumer, it took me an hour to look this adequate.

Yeah, I have asked myself this many times. And it’s not just “muslim boys” either. The same phenomenon occurred in Sri Lanka. The common link is usually a notion that your country is being invaded by some outsider, and this is a bit of a desperate attack. But that’s not the case in Boko Haram. There hasn’t been the…

Aaaaaaand now she’s gone.

It comes with the ice cream, along with those little wooden spoons.

This should be on a Simpsons episode.

It’s not just Boko Haram, too...the Taliban used to do the same in Afghanistan, and I remember hearing about female suicide bombers in Iraq. It’s just horrifying. I wonder if they were coerced or if they joined of their own free will.