Thank God for the vagina pic to clarify.

I’ve had it since the beginning and it’ll always say that I have it free “Thanks for being an early adopter” so maybe that’s why?

Bettman, once again, with his rat mitts in everything.

You should’ve titled the article, “St. Louis lost their football team, so let’s resort to mocking his twopee”

In a few years:

I PUT THE TEAM ON MY BACK! CROSS THE PLANE!

Why does “tho” and “ya” bother me so much?

“Mines was better.”

Yeah but it wouldn’t be a Deadspin/Gawker post if it wasn’t snarky.

I don’t know why you have to curse Tom.

God, that is GREAT.

I lately have read through this morons articles, being he’s a local guy, and it really turns my stomach how much of a race baiter he is. Absolute ass clown click bait nothing. Graduated from the Sharpton School of Media.

Very insightful and I totally agree.

You’re naive to think that a player doesn’t hear banter from the fans in the front rows as he walks to the dugout, especially if they are yelling it out over the other sounds of the game.

And you don’t think there’s a chance some drunken flop in the front seats might blurt something out??

“Justice Scalia asserting his First Amendment rights.”

But he REALLY appreciates the question.

No rats or mice like Subway please.

Did he get beaned right between the eyes next time up?