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Oh, were all 66 of these incidents preceded by threats to a persons vehicle?

Nope, but if I was inside it and a crowd of people started breaking the window, I would get out of there the best I could. An attack on my property while I’m inside it is a reliable precursor to an attack on my person.

So at what point is someone actually allowed to feel threatened?

This site has gone to complete shit.

Ugh. Guess what happens when you protest in the street? Hmmm. I wonder?  

People who dont stand in the middle of the road get hit 0% of the time. True story.

Welp, Doug Jones will. Feinstein would have to retire though; CA would vote in her corpse (and not even reanimated or Weekend at Bernie’sed either) before holding her accountable.  Yeay, tribalism!

This is the most long-winded way of saying “I’m an insecure moron” that I’ve ever seen.

For everyone calling those who want to end the shelter orders murderers and idiots, sure lets just ignore that with every 1% increase in unemployment there is a 4% increase in suicides and we’ve gone from 3% to around 13%.

It’s probably cheaper to get rid of the kid in the long run.

I don’t want to rain on your parade (because it hardly ever rains here), but California has a secret: Nobody drives a convertible. Sure, CHiPs and Entourage will have you believe that it’s nonstop ragtop, but in reality convertibles are for rental cars and people who just moved here from Minnesota. See, once you’re

Better watch out Erik, there are a lot of people on this websites comment section that will think freedom of choice means murdering all of their family. 

It also has a bigger cock.

I took the trouble to scroll back up 5 screens to give you the star you deserve.

Great. Now we're gonna have to deal with mountain dew Doritos locos tacos

yes but that would look poor

This clown earned $120M from Google, but that wasn’t enough for him. He decided to steal their tech in order to create his own company, Otto, which he then sold to Uber.

EMINENT BROMAIN!

“Only dogs seek human eye contact” is a common myth, but a myth nonetheless. Most domesticated animals are comfortable with human eye contact and many actively use it for the same purposes as dogs do. Horses, cows and even goats will use eye contact specifically for the purpose of seeking help like dogs do.