He plays for the Suns, his season ended in November. #ripdeadspin

The rare, elusive 5 out of 5 Tyrone Biggumses crack pipe level. For only the crackiest of pipes!

At least the A/C compressor was polite 

Now they can have a motor engine coffee table.

No. 90% of all female cast movies are junk because they celebrate being a female cast. And secondly this franchise has run its course, making further movies in effort to check off an all female cast on an already way over done franchise as a whole.

Ugh, the “just like X, but with a female cast” approach to female-led films that Hollywood loves really needs to die. When did original content go out of style?

What could go wrong?

I’m sure an exceedingly rare French exotic will be completely reliable and easy to fix. 

Man, never would have thought that a Mazda5 would be such a chick magnet. 

“I have no experience with bovine husbandry or dairy cows other than what I’ve seen in propaganda ‘documentaries’ but I’m famous so I know everything and you should all listen to me.”

The main issue is the price. If they were asking for a couple grand, it’d be a hilarious rally cross car or winter hoonmobile, and you just drive it until something blows up.

My wife would not be a fan of me going on any more first dates, but she would love it if I asked for more butter.

Next time I make an ESB, it’s being named “Emotional Support Bitter”

I have been fortunate enough to fly on several private jets as a co-op student. I would fly on private jets in a heartbeat if I had the money.

I figured it was because of the liberal California agenda to turn all of America into the USSR 2.0.

Honestly, none of what you described even sounds like that petty of shit. Littering is something assholes and lazy pieces of human excrement do. 

Pretty clever to use the blood of innocent Cars & Coffee bystanders for racing stripes! 

I thought that was the firefox logo.

“with FL plates”

I found the story on Snopes. It looks like this picture was taken at the Waldorf, Maryland IHOP which is about half a mile from the Home Depot where they loaded it. So the car actually drove like that for at least half a mile! Ha!