Irony, eh?

You’ve got a point it’s probably easier with younger kids, but mine are teenagers now.

I wonder when someone will tell Tidal, Pandora, Amazon Music, Youtube Music, iHeart, Soundcloud, Deezer, and SiriusXM that they’re not streaming music.

I loved my two door cars.  Samurai, TransAm, Mustang SVO.. but I was younger then and didn’t have to haul my GFs kids around.  Two doors are impractical if there’s more than two people getting into the car.

It’s not his fault he’s a piece of shit.  He was born that way!

No, it didn’t have everything in one spot. There has been plenty of things that have never been on Netflix. Simpsons has never been available to stream on Netflix.  

No it fucking wasn’t.

Weird. Every place I’ve tried in Salt Lake that was featured on DDD was just as great as the show.  A couple of them I’d visited before they were on the show and loved them already.

I salt my sidewalk before I shovel, because it’s a high traffic sidewalk which gets a ton of ice from the compressed snow.  Salt it, wait an hour, then shovel and it’s a million times easier to clear.

A Scream movie that is actually scary?  There’s a first time for everything.

That Ford commercial is hilarious!

I hate pineapple, but when it’s roasted it tastes amazing.  The sugar carmelizes, the edges are crispy.

They’re my GFs kids, and they’re living with us full time because their dad is a deadbeat addict that the kids had to watch as he flushed his their childhood home down the toilet by filling it with tweakers.  As much as I want to be a hard ass with them, I just can’t add to their misery.

I absolutely love my Plasma Yellow Pearl.

Three months of waiting for parts, technicians that claimed they couldn’t remove the old one (turns out they just didn’t know how to lower the leveling leg by turning it, like how every other leveling leg on the planet works) so I had to find someone and pay him to install it.

I got that heaping dose of stupidity today.

Fuckin A, Ray!

GE used to be high quality, top of the market, best of the best. Now it’s just another subsidiary of a conglomerate that’s using the GE name to sell their crap.

“classified FIFA Ultimate Team card packs as “illegal gambling.” Because players can post these digital cards on secondary marketplaces like eBay to make a profit, the district court of Hermagor determined that FUT card packs violate Austria’s gambling laws and demanded that affected players be refunded.”

Leave it to Google to provide different results for different people. For me the 1st definition of the noun is: