That’s a nice lecture:

Guess who made her parents stop using the German equivalent of the n-word at 11 years old? This one right here. If it made them uncomfortable, I certainly didn’t care.

But will we have to roll for initiative if we want to purchase?

I didn’t even realize people hated steak fries until I read this.

I’m sure you’ve heard this before but anyway - throw your Ore-Ida’s in an airfryer.

I didn’t realize until reading this article people had such strong feelings about steak fries. Personally, I love them. But then again; I will eat just about any french fry as long as it is cooked properly.

DENTAL PLAN

DENTAL PLAN

DENTAL PLAN!!

DENTAL PLAN!

“Pediatricans do not take calling CPS lightly. And a CPS visit doesn’t warrant a child’s removal from their home unless the child truly is in danger. I’ve been in practice for over 10 years, and I can count the number of times on one hand in which I’ve called CPS.”

One of the few late-era Simpsons episodes that I loved was S18E21 “24 Minutes”. It’s a non-canonical parody of 24, but it was fantastic. The mole’s “suicide” is one of the most darkly hilarious jokes The Simpsons ever pulled.

The story mentions that some (CPS?) file lists the neighbors as the baby’s parents, who DO have a child abuse record.... so basically CPS thought they were taking the baby away from different people (?). And now the Jackson’s can’t prove THEY are the baby’s parents because they haven’t received the birth certificate.…

Then why isn't the baby in the hospital now? If the child is in legal custody of someone other than her parents because they wouldn't admit her to the hospital, then why hasn't that happened yet?

DENTAL PLAN

I went to Chipotle’s once to see what the fuss was about. Since it’s been a while, I looked up there menu and there is not a single mention of the word “chipotle” on any of their menu items. That’s pretty funny

We know Don Lemon is a problem. But of all the shit that he’s done that I have a problem with this:

My sister worked at a tech company (rhymes with “Snapple”) and some of their juicier customer service recordings (read: meltdowns, Karen rants, etc), which were officially behind a firewall, always wound up making the rounds in the office. The best ones were remixed by folks in the audio department into some pretty…

More disingenuous fuckery from the karen that thinks this banning is a good idea.

The only person being disingenuous here (and not by a little either) is you.