People get fired every day, people get locked up for their crimes every day, people get sued every day.  Are you such a celebrity whore that you think they deserve a special word for those things?  

Because all of those companies are spending billions buying other companies right before laying so many people off?

You’re fucking wrong.

Ordering from Domini’s and Papa Johns?  There’s your problem.  It’s not the cutting that’s the problem, it’s the shitty pizza in the first place.  

Yep.  I liked them, but for that price they should have been boneless.

The fuck are you talking about?

I’m sure some idiot will pay that price, but only because they’re an idiot.

You’re either the worlds greatest troll, or the worlds biggest dumbass.  Maybe both.

Right?  So many people whine about cancel culture, and yet no one has ever actually been canceled because people can’t be canceled.  They can be fired, they can be imprisoned, they can be taken to court, but they still exist, and all of the “canceled” celebrities are still making more money than the rest of us. …

You could eat a bullet and no one would miss you.

There was a time when abusers didn’t face any consequences.  Welcome to the 21st Century, boomer.

Tell me you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about without saying you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

I can read just fine.

You’d be wrong. Go ahead and give my winnings to your local animal shelter.

Whining about cancel culture?  How inspiring and joyful!

I’ve got emails that are old enough to drink.  Who deletes emails?

With the kids I’m usually buying multiple pizzas at a time and if I’m lucky all the leftovers fit into one box.  If it’s a slice or two I’ll use foil or plastic wrap, but it’s rare to have so few slices left over.

“On top of that, the pizza loses heat the longer it stays in the box.”

We can afford to spend $70 billion buying a company, but can’t afford to pay 10,000 people!

They didn’t have magnetic stripes, so stores used imprinters to pull the information off the “coin” to get the credit account information.