You know what would be more useful than this? Actual fucking gun control. This is a pointless move that curbs legitimate and relatively harmless uses of YouTube.

Yeah, to be frank, I’m not at all a Wes Anderson fan, but this review made it sound like a movie that I would really dig. I might actually go see it.

This sounds like a game I’d be willing to pick up if I weren’t busy with two other JRPGs (Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth - Hacker’s Memory) and (Xenoblade Chronicles 2) at the moment. I think I’ll wait for the summer doldrums for this one.

And then Darling in the FRANXX takes this idea to its logical conclusion: buttfucking in robots.

Nobody has ever made that joke before. You are the first one.

Maybe it’s because I’m not American, but I actually think Americana is well-trodden territory for video games. Just off the top of my head, there’s the Red Dead series, Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, Assassin’s Creed III and Liberation, Kentucky Route Zero, Murdered: Soul Suspect, and the upcoming Far Cry 5, not to…

I quite liked Mankind Divided, but it feels like the rare kind of game that would have benefited from an increased scope and a reduced level of detail. It has the gameplay of Human Revolution, but it’s set in a world with the size and density of a Yakuza game.

I think so.

Gather ‘round, kids. Let me tell you about the pre-Kinja days...

Remember when GJI shared fun or impressive things that Internet denizens did instead of uninteresting Tweets from celebrities?

I liked him in Disturbia, a film which I otherwise barely remember.

Yeah, the puzzles are even more obtuse than in Botanicula, but they’re much less complex and smaller in size, so they end up working significantly better.

On the docket for this weekend:

I played the Kirby Star Allies demo earlier this week, and I think it belongs firmly in the “great game, but not for me” pile. I think it would be fun if I had a bunch of co-op partners, but I think it would just end up feeling mindless after about an hour if I were to play the game solo.

I actually quite enjoyed the BC2 singleplayer campaign. It knows exactly what it wants to be - a fun B-movie romp - and fully commits to that premise.

Shia Labeouf? Miles Teller?

Wormholes, probably.

The ending is... bizarre. I’ll leave it at that.

-shakes fist at Kinja on your behalf-

Which Deus Ex? I have all four of the mainline ones. In any case, you can’t go wrong with 3 out of 4 of them. (Avoid Invisible War. It’s terrible.)