Okay I guess I have to buy a Nintendo Switch now.

Coincidentally, my two favourite games of the year so far (NieR:Automata and Prey) also have a possession/mimicry mechanic. Does this mean Odyssey is destined to also become a favourite?

This year has already given me two all-time greats in NieR:Automata and Prey. If Odyssey delivers, then this might go down as my favourite year in gaming (at least since I started keeping up with new games).

Peach is just using Bowser as a stepping stone. To make a Galavant analogy, Bowser is King Richard, and Peach is Queen Madalena.

I don't know about this episode. The way I felt about it was the same way Carrie felt about the previous episode. I'm having trouble keeping track of all the layers of conspiracy. I just think this show works better when it has a case of the week to centre it.

Then why are Mario and Wario still so rotund?

Did you see any of the gameplay footage they showed off after the presentation? You can possess an electric spark!

Captain Falcon does have a paunch now after having been out of action for 14 years.

That's what you get for sticking your nose in other people's business.

Gardevoir.

Disney owns the rights to Monkey Island now, and they're probably just going to sit on that licence until the end of time.

Probably, but good luck trying to sue the Internet.

Every story about Pepe the Frog just makes me feel bad for Matt Furie. The dude didn't ask for this.

Online? Multiplayer?

XboXX

They're probably still selling it at a loss.

PS4. Better exclusives. Slightly better performance in multiplatform titles.

XboXXX

When the Ubisoft dev said that they'd added more RPG elements, my reaction was, 'Cool, but did you add actual stealth mechanics this time?'

Cool, but did she apologize for "Ur So Gay" yet?