I also enjoy using the word “champ” at the end of a sentence when smugly correcting some smug know-it-all asshole. It makes me happy.

The stereotype referenced is the laundry list of violent criminals the Bengals have happily employed over the years, while displaying discomfort here with the notion of a thinking black man exercising his right to free speech.

“Here in Cincinnati, we prefer our black men to reinforce racist stereotypes.”

Did it really happen this way? If these are the facts, it is completely insane he would be arrested, right?

There’s never a bad time to warn against the bears, but what you really need to worry about is the imma’gints

Yeah, I always joke about how the “shroud of the dark side” has fallen, but this is no joke, fascism is encroaching. Trump will destroy all we have fought for.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

Yeah, it’s already happening. As Carmen Fanzone points out below, they’ve got WGN, which goes way beyond Chicago. I believe they’ve also acquired WPIX in New York.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

This is so dumb. Hundreds of terrible calls have been quickly overturned for the benefit of fans and sports as a whole.

“After some deliberation, I said Cousins, assuming money is no object.”

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

If that is all you take away from it, you’re doing it right.

Swedes are so damned smart +1

Today, you became American

Sounds like you’ve got the jist of it.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

I’m sure as fuck not watching the documentary to find out but, the important question: WAS Brady’s daughter “being an annoying little pissant”? 

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…