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Fred Mertz
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And they turned the game off while the anthem was on as they all sat on their fat asses.

They do allow female spectators at the Masters, but you can’t call them matrons. They only allow patrons.

KOMO’s infamous in Seattle for forcing their news beliefs on their viewers. For too many years, KOMO ran Monday Night Football on an hour tape delay so it wouldn’t interfere with their 6 P.M. newscast.

Like his quarterback, he’s got kids from multiple mothers spread from coast to coast.

Emmert, at the time, was more concerned with eliminating the Fighting Sioux logo of the University of North Dakota than sexual abuse at Michigan State.

There’s Hannity trying to divert us to a car crash from a train wreck.

The price the Dodgers will pay for not paying the price is losing to the Yankees in next year’s World Series.

The best way water protects you from sunburn, Tom, is to go jump in a lake.

The ump’s got sunglasses on to protect his eyes from the bright sun inside the dome.

Many of those senators who voted yes will crawl home with a big target on their ass.

I think you’re wrong. I think most people are for a single payer system. And we have one in our country that’s very successful, but it’s only available to those over 65.

Brady has an affinity for snake-oil salesmen. See Trump, The Donald.

I’d appreciate it, Joanna, if you could spare me the pleasure of reading what Trump’s proctologist had to say and let me know if he happened to mention how many assholes he’s seen that look just like Donald Trump’s mouth.

The two fellows in your photo both admitted to being socialists. When asked on 60 Minutes if the National Football League was a socialistic enterprise, Roger Goodell responded, “Yes, and it’s worked well for us”.

He took the stand wearing his badge? I thought they canned his ass.

Her inability to separate fact from fiction would, no doubt, cause Ms. Flowers to turn and run if she saw Anthony Hopkins coming down the street, and he wasn’t strapped to a hand truck.

Very generous on the IQs

Shame on you, Dom, for picking on a guy who displays all the symptoms of an illiterate. Then admits he can’t read.

Nothing automatic about that call. It’s strictly a judgement call, and the plate ump’s judgement on that call was faulty. The runner made no move to interfere with the play. The runner’s completely in the box, the ball hits his left calf.