That hat should go the route of the cell phone that caused the Second Circuit to blast him for destroying evidence.

His hotheaded disposition was there for all to see. And it somewhat diminished his talent.

She had such a lousy seat she could claim altitude sickness.

The offensive player of the week is whoever plays quarterback against the Cleveland Browns.

This is a uuuuuge revelation!

His friend’s campaign is rapidly deflating and he doesn’t want to touch that.

He’s good at sitting things out.

Takecrime

I’m now a big fan of Travis Rudolph. And Bo Paske.

The Chargers had to do something pronto. The San Francisco 49ers are coming to town Thursday and they didn’t want to be a bigger laughingstock than Colin Kaepernick.

He’ll keep busy doing his Daffy Duck imitations.

Mike Pence’s mother is so proud of what the stork brought her.

Why bother working Davy when you can accept the offer from that Nigerian Prince to put millions in your account.

No live shows from campus? No problem. You don’t want to spend too much time on that campus— especially if you’re downwind from their cattle barns. When ESPN comes to town the set up shop downtown, away from campus.

Balls and pucks don’t mix.

The victim was a gal. That’s why he didn’t go for the nuts.

Not surprising that Tom Brady struck out. After all, his NBA street cred (only three kids spread from coast to coast) is fairly weak.

This means Tom Brady’s well-publicized NBA pass fell incomplete. Let’s face it, his NBA street cred is pretty weak. He’s only got three kids spread from coast to coast.

Jerry West gave Durant a recruiting spiel that the biggest regret in his NBA career was the fact he won only one championship in nine trips to the finals. Looks like he listened.