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Why do people on this website hate so hard on people’s faith? Specifically the Christian faith? Any story that mentions God in the slightest is met with comments about “imaginary friends” or “sky daddies.” So fucking disrespectful. I know there are a ton of shitty “Christians,” but this lady has shown no indication

Wow, you know many languages! Very impressive.

That’s it, it’s time to get the Fairly Odd Parents involved:

We got a saltwater tank and a clownfish after Finding Nemo and that little fucker killed EVERY fish we bought. We ended up with a 55 gallon tank and one clownfish in it. Because Nemo is an asshole.

Queue someone preemptively slandering “straights” as ignorant and bigoted.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure

not really

Me IRL

The Lion King 2 is a great movie though, especially when compared to the other sequels of all classics that they churned out. The Rescuers Down Under is the only other one I can think of that was good.

I’m just surprised it’s Ewan McGregor doing his voice.

Man, Disney needs some new innovators. It just seems like they are coasting on former glory right now.

I look forward to seeing Disney’s future live-action adaptation of The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride in 2043.

The bar is set REALLY high, so they better not blow it:

My oldest son is the only one with his name.(Once looked it up in the US Census it said no one in the US had his name. Maybe he is just a figment of my imagination) My other son shares his name with a preacher who got caught embezzling a bunch of money but who is back in the ministry now.

I am alone. Quite possibly in the whole world.

Jesus, did someone piss in everyone's cornflakes or something? I think these articles have been pretty interesting and I know plenty of people who are invested in knowing what's going on with this store.

The irony of a full statement released on a media platform known for “temporary messages,” therefore making it very hard to fully scrutinize their statement - it’s kinda genius, in a horrible, horrible corporate way

It must be very cool to think that your interests are the only interests

full statement on snapchat