Yeah but it’s like, the Costa Rica of Orange County.

So I have to ask - the cover is updated, but is the contents? IN particular, is Margaret still using the menstrual pad BELT? I’m 40 and even when I was a kid I was like, “shit, you have to wear a belt when you have your period?”

This dirt bag needs a brain bleach chaser:

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

So, is Dory, like, lost in the sense that she forgot to take her dexedrine and wound up in some decrepit yet fascinating corner of the Marianas trench, or lost in the sense of she’s spent her entire life working a soulless and unfullfilling corporate desk job and she just wants to write that book or open that candy…

According to other articles the baby was born on Wednesday. Still a great Father’s Day gift!

If I were in the Everglades yeah I’d realize it. Also, like, you know those big like gates over the back of pools in Florida to keep the gators out? That would remind me. But in Disney world? It just wouldn’t occur to me. I don’t live with them, so without the reminder of A. you are in the wilderness like the…

I agree with you wholeheartedly on Disney’s motivation for never putting signs up in the first place; it endangers the aura of “the happiest place on earth”. (Not as much as a two-year-old getting dragged horribly to their death, but hindsight is 20/20.) This will never go to court: Disney will quietly settle a metric…

There won’t be a lawsuit. Disney always settles out of court and pays VERY handsomely when they do so. This family won’t have to worry about money for a very long time but I doubt its any consultation.

No. I love Disney World and I won’t have it floating away. I WON’T HAVE IT!

I know a lot of people are arguing that it should be common sense that alligators are in the water, but I wouldn’t have known that. Particularly not in a Disney Park - just wouldn’t have thought of it. The fact that these signs weren’t posted to begin with is amazing and to be honest, I think Disney didn’t put them up…

Belated. ;)

You don't know the joy that is Rex Manning Day!? Get yourself a copy immediately. Take off work. Do whatever you have to do to watch it now.

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

She and Gillian Anderson should really play sisters in something.
ETA: Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board...

You expect her to shit in the same toilet every day like some kind of fucking peasant? Queen Bey needs many thrones.

The LA Mansion for Bey and Jay-Z... How does any house need twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms? What are the odds of 20 people needing to go to the toilet at the same time unless you serve laxatives for dessert every night?

Naomi and Linda walked and tripped but damn they are pretty.

The best royal driving story is how the Queen drove King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia around at top speed around the royal estate. He was not accustomed to women driving and was very nervous. She was a WWII mechanic and is an excellent driver.

Can we take a moment to discuss all of the no fucks the Queen has over wearing a bright green suit? She is my fashion idol.