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Fanny does indeed mean lady parts. We laugh when you say fanny pack because that means a package of fannies. We call it a bum bag.

I am ashamed to admit that when I read this I made a mental note to check off the “I bet he smells really good” box on my list of Things I Need To Know About Justin Trudeau.

It’s not salad she’s eating, because she’d be laughing.

As an American, we are fucking idiots about politics outside of our country. Hot feminist prime minister and crack mayor are the only things I know about Canada’s politics - and half of my family is Canadian.

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What? He doesn’t look like this anymore?

Cabinet, closet, attic or basement, I’d trudeau him anywhere.

Me too. If it was me I’d just say “yeah so I got older and had my droopy eyelids lifted and got a bit of Botox. Big shmeal, get off my dick.” Noboby’s asking Madonna a bunch of rude-ass questions about the 14 pounds of silicone and fetal foreskin stem cells in her face. (But that’s probably because everyone’s afraid

Can anyone actually pin point what is different here though? I’m not disputing that she looks different, just can’t figure out how? Is it the hooded eyes? Has she had something done to her lids?

I can't get over the facial expression!

I’m mostly okay with accepting the fact that I am aging every day, one step closer to death every minute, etc. But that photo of Devon Sawa? I WAS NOT PREPARED.

Tracey’s daughter is a little “mini-me” with that expression on her face. Briana Fellowes.

Oy, she is not a victim of slavery. She is a victim of a patriarchal arrangement; she is a victim of capitalism, which values ownership and propriety over labor. She is not anyone’s legal property, to be bought and sold, in the same manner as slaves. She receives remuneration for her labor, and was given the right to

I was worried too, as my SO used to favor wall paint shades that seemed like they were all....institutional. Like mental hospital remainders. But since moving in together we seem to have agreed on a collective aesthetic of “spooky.” Our print of a two-headed bat skeleton has pride of place over the mantle, all our

I love that my BF’s style theme is “IDK do what you want as long as I can hang my (awesome) photos of the twin towers and the Brooklyn Bridge”
So one of the bedrooms is a tropical theme, the other is a country/pin up cowgirl theme, the bathroom is kind of beachy, the living room is decorated around a quilt my mother

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

...and divorced a few months after that.

I think I get why his girlfriend is a teenager.

i hear you, i do, but after childcare you still have like, 90k per month