Yeah, my sister has microscopic colitis and this is pretty much her worst fear. She knows the location of just about every public restroom, and I think nearly everyone in my family has floored it trying to get her to a bathroom. I feel so sorry for this guy.

I’m with the librarian about Point #2. You can’t expect a library to get rid of all the children’s books with subtle sexist messages. Even if the library just got rid of all the books with OVERT sexist messages, it wouldn’t carry any European fairy tales. (Except Hansel and Gretel. Gretel’s a badass.) I think the…

To me, pancakes happen at a spiritual level.

The biggest injustice to me, as a journalist, was how POORLY THE DAMN THING WAS WRITTEN. I mean the guy spends the first 8 grafs or something talking about what it’s like to be Sean Penn and walking around NYC in the fall and blah blah blah. Other crap I don’t care about.

Eh he won’t get to go to a normal school and have the chance to ruthlessly mocked for that ridiculous name.

Spurgeon Seewald. I mean.

I will never understand the decision to name a child Spurgeon. These people make a shitload of poor choices, but this might take the cake.

I really do not think that posting a picture of your son on insta is going to be seen as anything more than publicity and attention grabbing by the very son who does not wish to see you.

That’s weird, I always thought Kate Moss had a lot of experience with fresh powder.

All babies are cute. It’s evolution’s way of making sure they survive through infancy.

Is that really what high end hosiery costs? Wolford (which is the fanciest well-known brand I’m aware of) ranges from around $30-85. I can’t imagine spending $115 (or more than $15 to be honest but that’s only because I invariably tear mine after 2 wearings) on a pair of tights.

To pigs? I know those lil cutie pies

“I stopped eating like a pig” always sounds kind rude.

My response to the Adele thing was The Grammys don’t know how to do sound for people who actually know how to sing anymore.

Agreed! This man is fine, knows it, and is happy to let the world see it and take it all in. No complaints.

Definitely going to start referring to my vagina as a Warm Summer’s Day Love Pouch.

Floss = show off

What does “Floss On The Gram” mean? Before you yell at me for being lazy and not Googling for myself, I did Google, and there were only a couple references, the context of which did not help me understand.

His hashtag game is strong, like the rest of him. I’m not mad at this at all. Women are expected to post sexy photos all year round, about time men got in on THE GAME.