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No, but really, I’m totally with you on this. A swift kangaroo kick for all comers.

There, there. Dry your tears. And then giggle.

#whyTrumpnevercries

I love this.

This is why we need a strong president like Trump who never cries.

If we threw out every show with an actor or director who did something reprehensible, we would have nothing to watch.

Excellent use of the relatively rarely-used Criminal Minds gif.

Lot’s of cheaters have to demonize the betrayed as a way to shift blame from themselves. Think about it, if that person is so horrible, so terrible, so awful, then they are deserving of being left. It’s easier to blame the ex-spouse than to look in the mirror and see a person who cheated, lost their integrity and blew

Dammit, Stacey.

Two things: first, it seems like literally every comedian gets hit by joke-stealing allegations sooner or later. Some of them may have merit, but an accusation doesn’t really mean much.

My son and I were watching cartoons over breakfast the other day, and Bratz were being heavily advertised. One ad had them posing with selfie sticks, small dogs and, like, Kylie Jenner lip kits. The next had them accessorised for studying abroad in Russia, with impressively upholstered boots and “secret jewels” hidden

I think she had a column at TeenVogue exclusively about Coachella, or did a Coachella line for Topshop or something. I have no idea which category those would fall under.

He’s British, he wasn’t raised in the USA. Britain does have racial problems, but they are nowhere near as bad in the US. He was probably just shocked at what is an everyday occurrence in this country happening there. The level of racism is much lower there.

I’ve determined that it’s “Acoustic Rock Jasmine”

The survey seems to indicate that colleges might be lowering their standards or are now doing a poorer job of educating students.

So... it just sounds like he’s a fool who has no idea what he’s dealing with and thinks he has it under control. My guess is he doesn’t want other people going in his apartment or car for other reasons.

I predict Anna will consume fewer antacids. I think Grace is the only one who doesn’t kiss her hems.

Linda Perry knows better than anyone how much bullshit is involved with most of the pop stars that “write all of their own songs”, and I’m saying this as a huge fan of Lady Gaga.

She’s 27, too old for him. Dude literally only dates girls from 21-25.