NGL, the *idea* of sex in a public place is sometimes hot to me (depending on the place, of course), but I’ve never actually put it into practice. Bc with my luck I’d be the next person you’d see in a mocking Gawker article after being arrested for getting down in public. Not a good look for anyone.

I’m tired and cranky and stinky at the gym. I have like negative libido post gym. Even if I did though, public sex isn’t cool unless you can guarantee not to leave any trace behind you for someone else to discover/clean up and there is no chance of someone unwittingly walking in on you.

This was a big marketing miss for the studio. Jim & Roy? Together?!!!!

This is a classic Michael Bay image. Good looking dudes in great physical shape staring into the middle distance, helicopter/tank/armored vehicle in background and dudes holding guns close to their groins so we all know that it means PENIS!

The beard stays.

Actually surprised there isn’t one named after her best friends Beyonce and Jay Z.

Hmmm...how does that differ from tiger blood? Is it more or less winning?

Or instead of flour just use cocaine.

And it was his mother who gave all the six Friends actors the smart idea of negotiating as a group.

Which is great for Schwimmer, but I can’t help but feel like if Ross was real and he didn’t end up with Rachel he’d totally be the type of guy to move to Asia, marry a local 15 years younger, and proceed to forever shit on “inferior” American girls.

Yeah, I will say that they definitely enabled each other. But I just can’t with the “Courtney killed Kurt” conspiracy theorists.

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

I clicked the link. It didn’t help. Old

IT HAS EVERYTHING.

I’m 28 (2 years older than Tyga according to Wikipedia) and if any of my friends were dating an 18 (Kylie is like 18 right?) year old I would stop being friends with them because WHAT THE FUCK. If that person then pursued a 14 year old, I’d call the police. Like what the fuck do you even talk about with someone that…

That’s a 14 yr old?? I did not look like that at 14.........

But if people start getting nominations just because they aren’t white, that’s probably worse.