Let the DWTS audience at him...
Merrykarilou
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Also this:
If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.
Hell, go all out and have Alex Baldwin as Trump and Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer.
Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.
He will always be Remy Denton to me <3
more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?
How the eff are there no Twenty One Pilots songs on this list? Am I the only one perpetually annoyed by their douchecanoe white frat boy “music”? For some reason I found their songs to be the distillation of everything horrible in America in 2016.
*crosses fingers*
A well-proportioned warthog.
one the keys to understanding how president circus peanut deals with people that he has contracted, is that he treats their goods and services like a normal person treats tipping at a restaurant - if he feels as though the level of service he demands has fallen flat, he does a little song and dance and simply pays…
A seal walks into a bar, says, “Give me anything but a Canadian Club!”
That is amazing. Never saw that one, but damn.
Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(
Yeah! Fuck Science!
Some of us have been there since the very beginning of Swift. What the hell is she always squinting at?!
I know I’m gonna catch hell for this but I’m just so sick of Taylor Swift. Like, Kardashian-level exhaustion.