Brian Austin Green should be the new roommate considering he needs the dough a lot more than Megan. The Peach Pit never paid that much for his DJ services.

I’m an immigrant and I totally think the value system of the adoptive country should be privileged over the value system of the home country. That’s why I left. Because the value system of the home country sucked ass.

It is not forced cultural assimilation to explain that in the new country there are laws, and those laws must be obeyed. Rape is against the law, even if it is of one’s spouse. This does not seem to me to be remotely controversial.

Use the money to buy the needed medicines from the other manufacturer and distribute for free through charitable organizations.

Fuck that. If he donates the money, keep it. Use it for something worthwhile, but don’t give that shit back.

I’ll take it. I’ve got friends and family who need it.

I just submitted a whole dissertation on how the Disney princesses are more complex and empowering character than they are perceived to be and I almost went into a huge rant but I'm not going to.

The new deal means changes. Disney is rethinking how it wants to present its longtime characters: “The focus will be on empowered heroines,” said Disney Consumer Products EVP of global licensing Josh Silverman.

You! You get massive eyes, no nose, no functional mouthparts because your jaw is too skinny, and an impossibly tiny waist!

Wait. They’re re-releasing every princess? Is it going to be a Pokemon like situation where you have to get them all? And in every variation? Will little girls need the new Elsa dolls because their 1 year old ones don’t look right? It’s....kind of genius.

Just want to remind everyone that this kid is 15 and a piece of shit, but 15 and a POS is much different than 27 and a POS.

I will watch the fuck out of this!

Yeah. You were pissed off at a troll. I get it.

Wow. For at least two years (maybe longer), any mention of Portland on Gawker Media was followed by condescending references to “hipsters.” Many written by Brooklyn residents *ahem*

This is a) hilarious and b) reminds me of those pictures of dead Victorian children. Yikes.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

Did you ladle the contents of your toilet bowl out and bury it properly?

Your opinions are bad and I hate you.

Take your head out of her ass and maybe you’ll see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Because I like Disney I have no taste level? Wtf is that? Who the fuck are you?