“Your parents hated other people more than they loved you. Now go play!” So fucked up.

I guess they wanted to clear that the family wasn’t involved in any way, despite their emphatic denouncement of the couple’s actions. I first wrote I’m glad she’s going to family too....but re reading I realize I can only hope she does. So sad.

Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

My dad always said “if actors were smart, they wouldn’t have become actors”

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

Me too. But, unlike her, I’m looking for a fast and powerful O so I’m looking forward to giving this a try. :)

I’ve had my share of weird sex dreams (one memorable one where my partner and I decide to switch genitals), but the worst part of all of them is that sometimes I have dreams where I forget that all these men I’ve slept with are just figments of my imagination, and someone threatens to tell my boyfriend what a cheating…

True story when I saw an interview with him I asked ‘Why is he doing a fake american accent?’

Fucking Ditto.

HIS ACCENT IS REAL HE IS A REAL BRITISH PERSON YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

“Santa, could you get me this new japanese indie record I...nevermind, you probably never heard of it”

I present this as exhibit ‘S’ to anyone who still doesn’t believe me that Portlandia is actually a documentary.

For like the first few episodes of scream queens I was trying to figure out where I knew her from then it finally hit me

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

Sounds like good news for those considering a boob job for whatever reason. Not really sure why all the snark. Should one watch the Janice Dickinson video if for example one is getting reconstructive surgery or is that for vanity reasons only?

Yes, you’re supplied to replace them, just like hip implants and knee replacements don’t last forever (most people don’t get those late in life and don’t outlive their hip/knee replacements). Or crowns, or pacemakers, or pretty much <i>anything else</i> you get implanted in your body.

Mark it: 9:41 AM Eastern Standard Time, December 1st 2015. The day “Let’s Pizza” entered my everyday vocabulary

How do they not understand the manifold reasons women take birth control above and beyond avoiding pregnancy? (WHICH IS ALSO TOTALLY REASONABLE?!?) I realized the other day how many reasons there are to need hormonal birth control when I longed to be on Implanon again because it made my periods regular. I got off of…