I BELIEVED HIM, MORIARTY. I BELIEVED HIM.

I think i love you.

Controversial darn phone

Yeah. This write up seems intentionally provocative/contraversial and baity.

Stores like that are a litera-ry gold mine.

I will let this gif speak for me.

In a week or so it’ll also probably pop up at used book stores.

*meekly raises hand*

Taylor BELONGS in the middle

Lena is, flat out, The Worst.

Seriously.

Spelled babby made me laugh so hard in my break room.

Yes. Yes to anything he does,ever.

I’m of the firm belief that you don’t need to be religious to have another religion encroaching upon your personal liberties be an issue. Freedom of religion, imo, means I’m free to not choose any of them and I shouldn’t be taken less seriously by the courts because I dont posit my belief/delusion in a manner that…

Ive described this show as my happy place.

I would say 99.9%.

Seriously, waking up for work to this horrifying news and I don’t know what to say either. I’m so sad for the victims, families, and the others present. How can someone just do something like this? It’s unimaginable.

Coastal camping is the best camping. The ocean is really relaxing. I hope you enjoy it here! I act gruff about people moving here, but everyone is welcomed as long as they don’t shove their kambucha brewing and beekeeping in my face every five minutes and talk endlessly about how Jack Kerouac inspired them to travel.

I will find a hipster and box him up. You can expect your exchange to arrive within the week.