Never ceases to be annoying that a certain teir of hipster in portland basically refuses to admit that they aren’t the only ones who live here. No. Not all women go barefaced here. only certain parts are super casual. It’s oddly fascinating that certain people in portland don’t acknowledge the existence of those who…

Not everyone here, but statements like that are far from uncommon. She is incorrect in her assertions about portland in general though, but most people of her specific tier of hipster tend to see portland with blinders.

That got me too. I threw some side eye.

Oh, i know they’re wrong, trust. Hahaha. I love peanut butter. It’s the perfect addition to a healthy snack (apples, bananas, oatmeal, carrots, everything just put peanut butter on it).

Kids and the thinks they dont like. Lol my nieces hate sweet potatoes! My sister (their mom) and I are like “what’s wrong with these kids?” while gobbling sweet potatoes in various forms. It’s good she’s such a healthy eater though!

Mmmm. Peanut butter and honey.

Lunch shaming is a thing where i live. People judge others for drinking diet sodas even though there’s no statistically significant evidence that it increases cancer. It’s a very persistent myth, though. People use diet restrictions as a soap box.

Those bastards will rip peanut butter from my cold dead hands.

My head almost exploded with the bread and potatoes thing.

Let me sustain you

I really have no objections to free-boobin and hoping for the best.

Gimme some boob tape, i got this.

I don’t want to get married, but I’ll take these two. Just wrap them up, please.

For real.

I bet it really is a masturbation sex tape, but it has cut scenes to her like rolling around in bed with a feather boa and wearing a tiara and playing with kittens in stripper heels, overlaid with her autotuned singing.

I can braid. I can curl. I can straighten and wave. I can’t do a bun to save my life. There’s something wrong with me.

For real! I don’t want to build false expectations. Idk i have a complicated relationship with orgasm faking. I probably should not elaborate further but I dont think you need to orgasm to necessarily enjoy sex, nor is it a prerequisite.

Me either. If it’s not working, it’s not workingI'm not going to pretend.

Last year, Brand New came to Portland. I don’t know if that means anything to anyone, but I loved them when I was in high school and still have a spot for them even though my tastes have changed. They were my favorite. A friend took me for my birthday. It was amazing. Everyone sang together with the band, and I…

Lmao. Ok, girl. I will be kinder to yerrr luv