“Who is a jackass.”

You scared me, girl!

He looks like a young, hipster Mike Meyers. The comedian, not the serial killer.

Mascara can ruin your lashes?!

He’s about the age where all of the hipsters i know shave their head and get really ‘spiritual’....

Was this filmed at coachella?

It sounds and looks like an AHS intro.

I’m sorry for your loss :( *hugs!*

Ugh. Heat stroke.

It’s doubtful. Narcissistic liars don’t usually come to those conclusions.

Thheeeyyyy can go fuck themselves.

THANK YOU.

I hate to be a downer, but there's a pretty good live action chinese version already.

ovaries explode.

Yup.

The cotton cheeky cut are like... the only underwear I can tolerate. And they're pretty well priced (5 for 27$).

I think everybody needs a collective moment to sob.

how do you even get pop corn kernels in Cat food?

I am very glad to help :)

Why thank you.