This is awful—what did Florida State's football program ever do to deserve this kind of treatme—

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

I WENT DIRECTLY TO CRYTOWN. I did not pass Go or go to Jail! and I'm at work!!

I can't hate Taylor Swift. That Empty Space video was one thing. The giving some random lady a $100 to go have a b-day dinner was another. But c'mon, how can ya hate on this. She's driving a kids car. It is odd how much she makes people cry...

SHE IS A PRINCESS NOT A ROBOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Swift may be a PR/marketing genius/monster but I actually appreciate that she does that for her fans. Considering how many fans routinely send their favorites gifts of homemade items all the way up to expensive luxury items (Johnny Weir used to routinely get Balenciaga bags from his fans after saying how much he…

I got a dang from Madeleine. I have now officially hit my burn high point for the year. It's all downhill from here, folks.

daaaaaaaang

From the article about Igloo Australia:

This comment is a thing of beauty. Not only do you shame someone for acting badly in a thread about "What was the worst thing you've ever done at a New Years party?" where the acting badly = stealing a bottle of off-brand juice with no other bad outcome, but you manage to shade the former Corcoran, obviously dredging…

Maybe his/her name is actually Francis, and didn't get the reference, and therefore thinks you're stalking them?

Lighten up, Francis.

I like this one because it toes the line. Sure, if she was talking about Asian stereotypes this would totally be racist. Good eye. If, however, she was using baby talk (for whatever reason. I have strong feelings on that but w/e), it's hilariously off point and magnificent in the double downing.

Yes. To be honest, whenever I feel down about myself, coming on the internet and realizing that I am superior to you, yes you personally, gives me the strength to carry on.

jia y so racist

I don't know, but I'm a little taken aback at the response to me here... I mean, I am not the only one who was given pause about this and wasn't even saying, omg you're so racist - just, uh, considering the venue for this and that most people don't personally know the author or her ethnicity/heritage, it just might be…

Sreepy = creepy exhaustion

So what happened is that it was already cut in half by a professional, so, you know, obstacle dodged right there. What I did in this situation is that I opened up a small thing of peanut butter — basic lid peeling type deal. Then instead of putting it on my eyelids like mayonnaise, I took something silvery and knifey…

What is this title, exactly??? Me thinks someone should maybe rethink it a bit.