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shes so prettyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

This is ridiculous! It's okay for her entire breast to be exposed except the nipple. This standard for censoring women's breast is just so bizarre. I can see her entire boob except for where her nipples should be, it's just ridiculous! #FreeTheNipple

Well, if they didn't want to show her nipples then, maybe, they shouldn't have put her in a white tank and sprayed her down with water.

See? What I've always said...........without nipples, breasts are pointless.

I don't understand the fear of nipples. I mean, we all know what they look like and it's not like RS is hiding the other 99% of Nicki's boobs.

Yeah... It kinda veered toward ethics in gaming journalism on that one.

Jason Derulo is a violently obnoxious person whose pores emanate thirst.

ATTN: "Timber" is the best song of any year ever and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

It should end like this

Can we also demand to get paid the same as men? Because then maybe it would make sense for them to be wined and dined. (Not that men don't deserve to be pampered. No one should act like an entitled prick, though, including women.)

The one time I tried this (genders reversed though) I donked my girlfriends head on the ceiling and it ruined everything. Sex helmets could have prevented this.

Heh heh. You said stiff.

I initially assumed the picture of the monkeys at the top was the sexual position and I thought you meant a threeway with a child. So my answer was an emphatic: "WTF?! Jesus Christ, NO. What is your fucking dysfunction?!"

Another twist: What if it's a guy with a ponytail?? Another another twists: WHAT IF THEY ARE BOTH GUYS WITH PONYTAILS

In my extensive experience on the NYC subway, I'd say 90% of leg splayers are men.

Right, and my husband (and he is, erm, well-endowed) will cross his legs "like a woman" if seated on the train or something. The line that it's just not physically possible is complete bull.

You should probably see a doctor if your junk is that itchy. I'm not even being a bitch here. This is real concern for you and any potential sexual partners you may have.

air out your sack at home and in private.

Um yea. Everybody gets itchy. You know what we do? We fucking deal with it. We expect you to fucking deal with it. Nobody cares about your itchy dick.

LOL @ the guy who's like, "We have no choice - it's different for a woman!"